President Limbaugh Declares Attacking Capitalism Wins Love From Left

You might have helped to elect that Monarch Obama, but I'm still the running this thang........ Oprah!

In an amazing declaration from the towers of EIB,  Rush Limbaugh encouraged Phil Robertson to blame capitalism and he could have endeared himself to his critics and removed some of the heat from this flame.
According to Rush, the easiest way to deal with this mess is to avoid apologies.  Rush added,

"........and it's probably even too late to do a tirade against unfettered capitalism.  I was thinking if he maybe did that, he could turn around some of this hate that the left has for him and turn it into love."

                                 -Rush Limbaugh (12/19/13 transcript)

The President continued.  "It's a popular thing to do today. If you want love and appreciation from the left, you attack capitalism in America.  But I think even that might be too late.  It may even be too late for my help. "

Now how in the world could it ever be too late for President Limbaugh to come to the rescue?

President Limbaugh knows what we all know.  Unfettered capitalism, not the forces of integrity, moved to suspend Phil Robertson.  Unfettered capitalism also chose not to fire him outright or cancel the 36 hour Duck-a-thon that remained on the A&E schedule, an it will certainly play a role in determining his return to television as well.

We will see if the integrity of the Robertson family will have something to say in the end.