More Guns: The cure for frightened children with stolen innocence

This is what I been saying.  Just put the damn national guard in every school at every exit....no, no, no. Let's get rid of gym class and have self defense class so we can practice drawing guns the fastest like they did at the O.K. Corral....no,no,no. I got it, let's have contests in gym like we used to do with sit ups and push ups and the best shooters can carry the weapons?  Of course, we need to start requiring that all teachers pack a piece too.  What am I missing?..........The popcorn servers at the movies.  They got quick hands, I'm sure we can teach them to detect danger and pop a cap off through a crowd.